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skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

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adriandashmusic:

Homeless Millennial Survives By Picking Up Women Every Night [Insights] …

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laughterkey:

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

Always reblog.

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sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"

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bitethevweenie:

When people insult other people’s humanstuck headcanons

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http://blog.threadless.com/post/97305539780/do52-week-37-make-us-a-sandwich-already

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#DO52 WEEK 37: MAKE US A SANDWICH, ALREADY!

#DO52 is a weekly project to inspire you to create more art! We’ll announce a new theme each week. Post your submission in the blog comments. We’ll feature our favorites in this blog the following Friday.

#DO52week37: Make a sandwich. Any…

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threadless:

FREE TEE FRIDAY!

Get out your koozies you krazies, it’s time for Free Tee Friday! To ensure your weekend thirst is at the maximum, we’re giving away “Booze Hound" by Tidy Ink so you can express yourself appropriately when 5:00 rolls around.

If you’d prefer this tee for FREE, reblog this post by 9/15 at 10AM CT for a chance to win it!

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thirteenny:

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Do you know who said that?

(via The Quotable Roosevelts | THIRTEEN - New York Public Media)

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portlandia:

ifc:

C’MON USA!!!!

BAYYY GO USA!!!!

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portlandia:

Maybe with a new Apple watch though?

portlandia:

Maybe with a new Apple watch though?

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portlandia:

ifc:

Get your salivation on with the Portlandia Meal Generator and be sure to pre-order The Portlandia Cookbook on Amazon!

Not ALL the meals are pickled, but they could be.

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portlandia:

Which one is Carrie?

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